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Terrorizing Huge Union Groups

Hey, it doesn’t ring out like the man from U.N.C.L.E. but what do you want for your dues?

T.H.U.G.s are not just the bane of Republicans, we are human too and we have our needs. We both want the same thing……..your paycheck.

In the old days of Unions when forty percent of workers were Unionized we Union bosses gained our power through the members’ forced dues money. We had the funds to buy politicians and big cars. Things are different now. Only 12% of employees in the country are Unionized but even so I am proud of how much we are able to accomplish with our reduced T.H.U.G. force.

With the reduced Union density we still deserve respect for keeping 13,000 MSEA members in line. I personally am responsible for frightening over 12000 Mainers. Sometimes I have to gather them in groups of two or three hundred just so I can get all my scaring done at once.

We may be the only a few but no burly game wardens or State security guards can stand up to a really good DeNiro imitation when you say “You talking to me? They just fold and pay their dues.

Times are tough, we may have to lay off some T.H.U.G.s and some of our members may even have to get ……..jobs. The remaining T.H.U.G.s will need to terrorize several thousand Mainers each. Since we can’t make that many personal visits and the cost of gas for the black Cadillac has gone way up, we are moving into the electronic age. When you get a note or and email telling you how to vote signed T.H.U.G .could you simply consider yourself scared? After all we have to pull together in order to get this done.

Our next move is the E.F.C.A. the Employee Free Choice Act we have decided to work with Union Facts and keep alive the idea that there is no secret ballot with the EFCA.

True, the EFCA specifically says that employees may call for a secret ballot. They may decertify the Union, but since we don’t want employees to know that these rights are in the law we have decided not to run our own campaign. Once we have employees in a Union we don’t want them to know that some freedom loving wimp wrote all kinds of protections for freedom into the law.

Please ignore the nasty rumor that some Mainers are able to think for themselves and make up their minds. Just listen to Union Facts and they will tell you how stupid and weak you are. They clearly make the point that you can not think, your kids can not think and show how successful we T.H.U.G.s have been growing Unions from over forty percent all the way to the new high of twelve percent. They will protect you by taking away any of that scary Free Choice stuff and as soon as they make it impossible for you to choose your own Union we will tell you what to do.

While in the past the T.H.U.G.s convention demanded that the legislature pass laws to have the State Police to accompany union organizers in order to collect signatures or petitions we know that this is not needed. UnionFacts says the people of Maine are wimps and one Union organizer is able to sway a whole election single handedly. No game wardens or and snow plow drivers are going to put up a fight. After all what can they do against a trained T.H.U.G.?

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